Anyone out there want to go on vacation with us? Prefer younger, fun-loving, person, with better than average personal hygeine. Must enjoy sitting in the car for an endless amount of time, using outdoor facilities, and sleeping in a less than luxurious environment. But the scenery is incredible.
All you have to do is put up with us for 2 weeks. This would include crabbiness, emotional outburts, and occasional temper tantrums. You’ll likely be covered with dog hair and if you’re unlucky enough to be stuck in the back seat, you’ll get a huge headache and be sea sick from the squeaky spring. Food would include fatty, salt-laden fast food anywhere we can find it along the way. But again the scenery and card playing are abundant.

Come on, you know you want to go.

Our guest has backed out (parents can be such a pain). And it’s quite possible that the 3 of us could kill each other if left alone.