10 Good Things about North Carolina…..

1. It’s warmer there.
2. It hardly ever snows there.
3. They have occasional hurricanes. (Possibly not a good thing)
4. They do not have Eastbay.
5. It’s close to the ocean.
6. Every building has air conditioning.
7. It’s only a couple of hours to Washington DC and mountains.
8. People there sit on the porch and drink mint juleps. (Maybe they only do that in my fantasies)
9. The Andy Griffith show took place there. (OK…That’s stretching it)
10. It’s warmer there.

Ok…so they had a few inches of snow today…pileups everywhere…they don’t know how to handle it.

Plus …you get to say words like “y’all ” and “chitlins”…