Mutti is feeling giddy (I never use that word) and patriotic at the moment. There are flags all over the place in our little city where previously there were none. Okay, I don’t actually live in the city limits. But close enough so that when THE PRESIDENT of THE UNITED STATES comes to visit I can call it mine. And I was within touching distance of a Bush/Cheney campaign bus and semi truck. I suppose they were checking on security issues. Did I mention I am going to see THE President of the United States? This is pretty exciting stuff for a plain old Mom who spends her days listening to people complain about their shoe issues and then comes home to scoop up dog poop. Cuz like how many chances in my lifetime will I have to do this? That is all!