Made it back from Chicago ok after taking every wrong route home. Fort Sheridan’s not a bad place, but I wouldn’t want to have to drive there very often. So me and my little friend(you know PMS)(I can say that cuz nobody’s reading this anyway) had so much fun getting back home. After stopping at every bathroom between there and here we finally got home at 5:30. What is it about women and public restrooms? If the door is locked why must you continue to try to turn the knob or pound on the door. THAT MEANS SOMEONE IS IN THERE! I’m sorry but this stuff takes time! Anyway, my little Digby was happy to see me. I left him a huge bowl of water and I think he’s trying to use it as a swimming pool. He keeps plunking his feet into it.

Anyone know where I can get a quickie hysterectomy. (I can say that, too). Heck I can say whatever I want to. It’s my website! Amusing after story. At the hotel, one lady at breakfast said with disgust in her voice, “There’s a dog in this hotel. Well yeah, that’s what “Pets Permitted” means.!