1. Do not ask me every 10 minutes if I’m ok. If I’m not ok I’ll let you know.
2. Do not ask me if I need someone else to drive. If I do, I’ll let you know.
3. Please do not scream “The dog threw up!” She’s old, she can’t help it. Just clean it up the best you can, I’ll get to it later.
4. If you think I’m going the wrong way, don’t wait til 10 miles has passed. Tell me now.
5. Do not ask to go to the bathroom every 10 minutes. There will be stops along the way. Hopefully with decent bathroom facilities. If it’s an emergency and you’re a woman, I will stop immediately.
6. Do not buy every trinket, tee shirt, or momento along the way. There will surely be another tourist trap down the road.
7. Please don’t make me eat every single meal at McDonald’s. My ankles will swell up.
8. And finally…If I win the $200 million powerball Saturday night, we’re just going to buy a chunk of Nova Scotia.