Things I learned this week…

Some things aren’t really “microwave safe”.
Never put guacamole on a hamburger.
A lot of dog poop can accumulate over a 6 month period.
When you put MY EMPLOYER’s name on a job application, chances are you won’t get the job.
Never write notes to school and tell a lie, it backfires.

Time Change…

Remember to turn your clocks AHEAD 1 hour tonight before you go to bed! Otherwise you’ll be totally screwed up tomorrow!

“You may delay, but time will not.”
-Benjamin Franklin

Over my dead body…

I think the highlight of my day was getting an e-mail from MY EMPLOYER telling us that mammograms are now available. The one thing I need to do before I die is get a mammogram in the main conference room of Eastbay. Right next to the book sale items and the meeting about new NBA products. I think I’ll pass on that one!
Odd dreams continue, but last night’s can’t possibly top the Paula Zahn dream! At least my sleeping self has an interesting life!

Enough with the dreams already!

So last night I dreamed that Maureen McCormick (Marcia ) from “The Brady Bunch”, and Clint Eastwood were on a game show. Some sort of a version of “Jeapardy”. The weird part is they were both wearing trench coats and they had to face backwards to play!