Scenario #1
A sweet little old lady stops me in the grocery store and asks me to read the label on her TV dinner to see if “garlic” is on the list of ingredients. So I read it. No garlic. She asks me to read it again just to make sure. While I’m doing this she’s telling me all the reasons she can’t have garlic. You know, constipation, heartburn, diarreha, etc. I was happy to read the label for her, but I could have done without the medical report.
Scenario #2
At JC Penny, “Buffy” and “Sissy”, 40 somethings’, are shopping for clothes for this weekend. “Buffy” picks out a pair of khakis, cuz she just doesn’t have ANY khakis. “Sissy says to her “Oh those are a size 14, you DON’T wear a size 14. They’re way TOO HUGE! You better get a size 8.”

I’m thinking if Buffy can get her big butt in a size 8, good luck! Apparently the rest of the people in the real world who don’t wear a size 8 are buffalos. And she just had to have something in LIME GREEN for ‘THE DELLS”.