Mutti Chronicles

Joke #1
Why was there a dead blonde in the closet?

Happy Birthday to Bailey! She’s 7 years old today. If only she acted like it!

I dreamed all my credit cards were stolen. But I couldn’t report it because I had to go to a meeting at my place of EMPLOYMENT. But my place of EMPLOYMENT looked like a hotel with a room that looked like an auditorium. Totally scary! Interestingly enough, the hotel looked like the same building I’ve seen in other dreams, with the same unidentifiable people in it. Hmmmm….

Okay…I’m over it now. Had a donut and vacuumed the east wing. It’s amazing how theraputic the vacuum is. And .20 cents isn’t such a terrible raise. It’s just that their reasoning for not giving a bigger raise is backwards. The whole place is so screwed up. It’s no wonder their stock keeps going up and down so dramatically. End of tantrum!

My EMPLOYER gave me a .20 raise today. Yup, that’s 20 cents. Woopdie doo! I guess I’m supposed to be excited about that. I’m doing a GREAT job, BUT I spend too much time on after call work and too much time on calls themselves. Apparently it’s no longer all about serving the customer it’s about how long your call lasts! So, in other words, it no longer matters how I treat the customer, only how long I talk to them! So possibly the new motto for the company should be “screw the customer” and do it quickly!

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