Mutti Chronicles

“We all dream; we do not understand our dreams, yet we act as if nothing strange goes on in our sleep minds” – Erich Fromm
I had odd, vivid nightmares all night, mostly involving the war. Last night I dreamed I was in some sort of combat zone in Iraq. Paula Zahn was there. In the dream, it seemed to be important that it was known that she used to work for CBS. She said “everything will be alright” because “everything is in a row”. This is very strange because I usually don’t have dreams with people other than me speaking in them. The CBS part is probably because I have a fixation with Dan Rather lately. He’s just so blatantly biased in his war reporting. The good part was that the dream was in very vivid colors. The bad part was that I woke up at 4:15 am and couldn’t go back to sleep.

I feel like I’m in the twilight zone here. The desktop computer will not let me post to my website, but the laptop will. I don’t really like this touchpad thing, I’d rather use a mouse.
My thanks to the really big bird for taking the past few days off.Maybe it’s too cold or maybe he’s decided to bother someone else.
I finally got a paycheck with tha t big 20 cent raise on it. Now I’m going out to buy that pack of gum I always wanted.

I’d appreciate it if you would not make that “caw caw” noise until after at least 6:00am. Thank you. (Those are the BIGGEST birds I’ve ever seen!)

“Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man who absolutely hated his wife’s cat decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.

As he was nearing home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day, he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away and try the same thing.

As we was driving back into his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat farther and farther away, but the darn cat would always beat him home.

At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and he left the cat there.

Hours later, the man calls home to his wife: “Jen, is the cat there?”

“Yes,” the wife answers. “Why do you ask?”

Frustrated, the man answers: “Put that damn cat on the phone. I’m lost and I need directions!”

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